Goddamn Liberal Elitist

Fics from the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme Part 3. Mostly John and Sherlock, but Lestrade, Moriarty, Molly, and Sebastian all make appearances. Mycroft shows up for a crack story, and Ms. Adler has fun with Sherlock in the 17th story.

24 stories. 17 are porn, 7 crack and/or humor.



Porn
1) Five Times John Surprises Someone with His Oral Skills (And One Time He Didn't)
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2)"Jim from IT" is just the newest in a long line of false identities Moriarty has concocted.
The only commonality between all of the disguises is that Moran has had sex with each of them.
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3)Can Sherlock and John (pre established S/J or not, either is interesting) rock Molly's world?
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4)Sherlock's never had sex before, so he slips his fingers into John's mouth as he inches downwards. "Show me what you want. As we go."
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5)Three Times Sherlock Kissed Lestrade, and One Time Lestrade Got Fed Up and Face-Fucked Him
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6)Tentacles on Moriarty
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7)John/Sherlock, dom!Sherlock, riding crop
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8) Girl!Sherlock and Girl!John using a double dildo.
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9)John/fem!Sherlock pegging
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10)John as some sort of were!tentacled monster. Maybe he only changes once a year or every seven years or whatever. But when he does, it's mating time
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11)Student!John being seduced by chemistry teacher!Sherlock.
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12)john/sherlock choking
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13) Jim giving Sebastian a blowjob with a gun pressed to the side of his head.
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14)Werewolf!John mates with human!Sherlock while in his wolf-form. WARNING:BESTIALITY
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15)John/Sherlock, Sherlock loves it when his hair is pulled.
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16)Moran spanks Moriarty, because he is angry with him.
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17)virgin!Holmes gets kidnapped and tied onto this chair:Link to picture of NSFW chair
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Crack/Humor

18)Moriarty does household chores himself. While rocking out and dancing around. Moran comings home to find him like this. sex!
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19)Before sending Moran out killing or whatever, Moriarty always packs him a sack lunch with special snacks and treats and always includes a wee note telling Moran he's a good little sniper, and if he fucks up he's dead.
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20)Sebastian/John old army buds kick it off again. Neither Sherlock or Jim approve.
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21)Adventures in babysittting Re: Moriarty and Moran parenting wee!Sherlock and wee!John
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22)Every once in a while Sebastian Moran and John Watson drink tea together and complain about their geniuses' ignorance
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23)I'm 99.87% certain that the entire meme wants to marry angrybeige by now.
THE INVITATIONS ARE PRINTED IN ALL CAPS.
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24)Mycroft asks Anthea for the brain bleach
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( PORN AND FLUFF BEHIND THE CUT )

While working on my research paper I found a site called pfox.org. It was a site for the family and friends of ex-gays. "Ex-gays?" I said to myself. This doesn't look good, but they had something up about 'people misjudging them and how they should listen to their message first'. So I did, and this is how I felt about it. Warning: This is my own opinion, how I feel. I try to be fair, but I do still get angry.

( Critique of PFOX and the Ex-gay movement )

I'm sick, it sucks. It ruined my theatre class because I couldn't sing. I saw Twilight last Sunday, it sucked more than my cold, that's a lot. I'm work on a fic, but it's taking a back seat to my story for school. I should be working on it right now. I'm not, as you can tell


1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

maryangel200 gave me: Frank Iero/Mikey Way/Gerard Way

Fuck: Frank Iero, easy answer, I love Frank. That it hot!


Marry:Gerard Way, because than we could do totally nerd together and play D&D!


Throw off cliff: Mikey Way, because his awesome and can fly!(plus the cliffs only 10 feet off the ground.)


I'm tired, so goodnight!